Author's Note: uh hi all you peoples. my name is, well my nickname is
tristy and this is my first humor fic. so enjoy.
Disclamer - yeah yeah you hear this all the time so you all know what
i'm gonna say...what are you looking at?! why i oughta *falls down and
hits tape recorder* recorder - if your listening to this then it only
mean one thing... *dramatic music but instead barney comes on*
me - aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh noooooooo!!! hehehe sorry but i am going crazy
beacause i'm writing this late at night! so i'm about to call...argh
nevermind
real disclamer - eheheh ~.^ so this is it. well i don not repeat do not
own ccs or cardcaptors. but someday i wil!!! mmaaauuuhhhahhha!!! but on
the bright side clamp does so enjoy!


What if the CCS Gang Can Control the Fic?

By: tristy (penguingherl@hotmail.com)


camera zooms in to me floating around in a pool.

me - oh hi all you people out there wacthing. uh i mean reading!

zap! poof!

sakura - wow what a rush 0.0

li starts to give everyone the death glare that makes everyone go
cringe. He looks at sakura and then blushes.

madison - oh kawaii!!! where's my camera *it pops up in her hands and
she starts to tape everything*

kero is flying around the pool and then notices something.

kero - hey!

li, madison, sakura - what!

kero - um your in the deep end off the pool

all but me - 0.0 aaaaahhhhh

me noticing that i only had one line yells what are all of you people
or anime or whatever you guys are doing in my house! (ehhehe note - i
am using my cousins house cause mine is really cruddy and not have no
pool)

a voice - i bet it is cruddy to

me - alright whos the wise mouth that can read my authors notes!!!

sakura lets out a terriffing scream

all - what is it!

sakura - kero ate one of my fingers

all were silent. it was an odd silence then it was followed by screams
of ahhhh, keros a cannible, & argh i feel sick!!!

kero - i did no such thing so shut up

sakura is counting her fingers

sakura - woops nevermind i had one of my fingers bent

all with steaming pouring out of our ear getting ready to hurt sakura

a voice - HEY HEY R U GUYS FORGETING ABOUT LITTLE OLD ME!!! ok just
calm down. think of something very nice...like madison in her
underwear!!!

then all of a sudden for bizzar reasons madison is in her underwear!

madison - aaaa iiitttsss ERIOL!!! run for your dear lives

li - argh its armagedon!!! *mutters* out of all the pointless fics...

me - hey!

li - its true though

me - you better shut up or else i'll tell all of these peeps what you
say at night

li is looking at me with his death glare

me - eheheh ^.^;;; *note - yeah sorry for all of you li lovers it just
that hes so darn cute that her's so vuralable and it late and i'm
cranky*

li - hey i can hear that! and do you really think i'm cute...

sakura smacks li in the head

kero - um i haven't eaten anything yet!!! *he starts to cry until a
huge fridge appears and he eats until he's full*

sakura - um don't most of the fan fics with the author in them have the
author in charge so there for she/he has the power?

everyone looks at me

me - ehehheh ^.^;;; well what do exspect! this is my frist fan fic
so...

li laugh out hard and everyone looks at him

li - don't you bakas... uh i mean peeps see that we have the power
now!!!

madison - oh in that case *snap her clothes are back on and she hit
eriol on the head really hard*

eriol - hey you didn't just touch the most powerful wizard on the earth

sakura - oh but she did

eriol - i know you baka

li then grows to become very huge and powerful. hey it there power!

li - sakura is not a baka you old dude

yeah i know very pethetic but its there fic so they get to change there
lines

sakura - thankyou li-kun

me & madison - kawaii!!!

me talking into my camera yes the camera from the begining

me - this is different

kero - yep

kero goes up to li and whispers something in his ear and li starts to
shrink and begs kero not to. eriol see this and is about to hit li on
the head but madison and sakura hits him and yells

S & M - hahah got ya you sissy! and you call yourself a wizard ha

me going nuts yells out

me - THATS IT!!!

ALL - HOE!!!

SAKURA - HEY THATS MY WORD!

ME- IT MAY BE MY FIRST FIC AND YOU GUYS MY HAVE THE POWER TO DRIVE ME
CRAZY, READ MY AUTHORS NOTES AND CRITISIZE ME BUT I HAVE ONE THING TO
SAY TO YOU.

ALL - NANI?!

ME - I HAVE SOME POWER TO YA KNOW!!!

ERIOL AND LI COME AT ME WITH THERE SWORD AND STAFF. MY EYES WENT RED
AND SENT AN ENERGY WAVE AT THEM BOTH KNOCKING THEM INTO THE POOL

LI - ARGH HELP I'M A DROWNING

TORI - STAND UP GAKI

LI - WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!

SAKURA LOOKS AT ME, EYES ARE STILL GLOWING RED and SAYS

S - SHES GOT POWER!

um im abbreviating because i'm lazy, *li- you got that right* well
anyways l=li s=sakura e=eriol m=madison k=kero so thats it on with the
fic

M - MAYBE I SHOULD GO

E - UH A LITTLE HELP IM KIND OF STCK IN THIS FLOATY!

ME - OH WAIT LET ME HELP! *EYES BACK TO NORMAL THEN PULL OUT A KEY WAND
LIKE SAKURAS SEALING WAND THEN YELLS OUT RETURN CARD, RETURN THE CCS
GANG BACK TO THE SET, RELEASE AND DISPEL!!!

WOOOOOSSSSSHHHHH THEY WEERE GONE

me - thats the last fic i do at 11:43 ever again!!!

don - uh hi can i stop taping now?

me - uh yeah sure

don leaves and i see something floating in the pool. gak so i guess
eriol left a present before they totaly lost there power from this fic.
it was madisons underwear.

me - i'm going to bed right after i barf

~*~*~*~*~*~.^

at the CCS set

li - shes got power!!!

all - well duh

sakura - maybe we should bring ash along next time

madison - oooooooo and tai* goes into dream world

eriol - arrgh i could of beaten her!!!

all - yeah right!!!

me - i'm back!!!

all - sreans bloody murder!!!

me pulls off mask to reveil argh its don!!!

don - hehehehe i always wanted to do that

me, the real me - hi don boy i feel great... *sees the gang and keals
over* 

me - oh kami-san why me!!!

the end or is it!!! well how did ya like it? can you tell it was my
first fic well there is a mini sequal but it won't be up for a while
cause i'm done with it and i need some time to sleep...sleep good.
it was pretty ok to me but any ways don't flame me!!!
well see what kind of mail i get then we'll make a sequal. *hint next
fic, not mini series, is at the set and we have tori, julian, and kaho!
until next time, 

tristy ~.^