This dialogue is by Hissori Danko and is used with her full permission. Please don't use it without asking her first.
2. Sakura's Wonderful Friend
Kero: Sakura! Sakura!
Sakura: Oh, I can't eat anymore!
Kero: Who set the alarm to 7:00? Weren’t cha gonna wake up early today?
Sakura: Huh? Osaka accent? No one here talks that way… TV’s…not on. That means…huh?
Kero: What?
Sakura: A stuffed animal?
Kero: You're still not awake. Hey, get a hold of yourself!
Sakura: Oh, the Clow Card guardian!
Kero: You're finally awake! I'm the Guardian Beast, Cerberus!
Sakura: Oh, yeah. I found these Clow Cards in a book in the basement. I'm not sure but, they're some kind of magical cards, and I let them all loose. This Cerberus-san asked me to capture them all.
Kero: It's a nice morning, isn't it, Cardcaptor Sakura!
Sakura: I said me being a Cardcaptor is impossible!
Kero: You're just too modest! Look! You captured the Fly Card! Look! Look!
Sakura: It was horrible!
Touya: Breakfast!
Sakura: Okay.
Sakura: Good morning, Onii-chan.
Touya: I only called once and you're here? Hmm… Is it going to rain?
Sakura: Someone woke me this morning!
Touya: Hmm?
Sakura: I mean, the alarm.
Touya: Hmm…
Sakura: Morning, Okaa-san.
Fujitaka: Good morning!
Sakura: Morning, Otou-san!
Touya: Morning.
Fujitaka: Mmm, looks good this morning.
Touya: Well, better than the monster's.
Sakura: Well, Otou-san, lets eat!
Sakura: Gouchisousama.
Fujitaka: You're really quick this morning!
Sakura: I'm the cleaning monitor today.
Touya: Monster.
Sakura: Here's a present.
Kero: Wai!
Sakura: Then, I'm going.
Kero: Kids these days are so busy!
Sakura: Otou-san and Onii-chan have school, so it'll be okay to turn on the TV a little.
Kero: Your father's still a student?
Sakura: No, school TEACHER. When someone's here, you have to stay in here. It's already time! Gotta run!
Sakura: I think I'll take a detour!
Sakura: Here's Yukito-san's house. Yukito-san's not here, is he?
Yukito: What?
Sakura: Wah! You're home!
Yukito: Good morning, Sakura-chan.
Sakura: Good morning.
Yukito: You're early.
Sakura: I'm the cleaning monitor.
Yukito: That's commendable. Hey, that's it! Would you like these for your classroom?
Sakura: Is it really okay?
Yukito: Uh-huh.
Sakura: Thank you very much!
Yukito: Be careful.
Sakura: Thank you very much! I'm going!
Sakura: Nice day today…
Sakura: Wai! First one here!
Tomoyo: You're early, Sakura-chan.
Sakura: Morning! You're early, too!
Tomoyo: Good morning.
Sakura: Tomoyo-chan, were you a monitor for something, too?
Tomoyo: No, I just had something I wanted you to see, Sakura-chan.
Sakura: Video?
Tomoyo: I taped something interesting last night.
Sakura: What…was that…
Tomoyo: This is the close-up.
Kero: What's wrong, Sakura?! Is it a Clow Card? Where is it? I'll fight ya, come and get me! Oops…
Tomoyo: Hmm… It's just like it!
Kero: Oh, it was so stuffy in there.
Sakura: Why'd you come?
Kero: I thought I'd come and see the everyday life of a cardcaptor.
Tomoyo: Could you please introduce us?
Sakura: He says his name is Cerberus.
Tomoyo: He looks a bit different…
Sakura: He looks more like a Kero-chan, doesn't he!
Tomoyo: You're right!
Kero: Don't call me froggie names! I'm the guardian beast of the Clow Cards, Cerberus!
Tomoyo: Clow Card?
Boy: I'm going! Now! Here I go!
Kero: …and that's how Sakura became Cardcaptor Sakura!
Tomoyo: That's wonderful! The heroine, protecting the town from evil Clow Cards, the Cardcaptor! That's so cool!
Sakura: That kind of things impossible for me…
Tomoyo: No, I know you can do it, Sakura-chan! Please let me see you do some magic!
Sakura: What?
Kero: Yeah! Yeah! Do it!
Sakura: But…
Kero: Don't worry! Don't worry! No one's here to see. Just do a quick one!
Sakura: O key that hides the power of the dark, by covenant, reveal thy true form to me! This, Sakura commands! Release!
Tomoyo: You can do magic with that rod, right?
Sakura: I need a card though.
Kero: Like this one!
Sakura: W…when did you bring that?
Tomoyo: Do you have a special pose?
Sakura: What?
Tomoyo: Magical girls are supposed to have special pose and magical incantations!
Students: Bye, bye!
Students: Morning!
Girl: Morning!
Sakura: Morning!
Sakura: What's going on?
Chiharu: Oh, Sakura-chan!
Rika: Look!
Sakura: W…what is this?
Chiharu: No one knows. It was like this since this morning.
Naoko: Who would do such an awful thing? But I guess we have to clean it all up, don't we?
Sakura: Morning, Tomoyo-chan.
Tomoyo: Good morning. This is awful. The only thing that could do that is… Maybe…do you think this is a Clow Card?
Sakura: Huh?
Kero: Hmm… I think it is the work of a Clow Card.
Tomoyo: I thought so!
Sakura: It was a lot of work to fix everything up!
Tomoyo: But class was shorter.
Sakura: I was happy about that, but… But which Clow Card would mess up a school like that?
Kero: Hmm… I don't know… Anyways, it's a job for you, Sakura the Cardcaptor!
Sakura: Why?
Kero: If it's a Clow Card, then it's your job to capture it, isn't it?
Sakura: It's too hard.
Kero: And who was it that lost all the cards? Then tonight we're going to school!
Sakura: What? Tonight? Night. Bad!
Kero: Why not?
Sakura: Because! School, at night…
Sakura: NO! NO! NO! Definitely NO!
Kero: But some cards work only at night.
Tomoyo: You're right. Nights at school may be dangerous…
Sakura: Tomoyo-chan!
Tomoyo: So I'll go with you, too! I have to tape your heroic efforts, Sakura-chan!
Sakura: Why?
Tomoyo: Because that's my hobby, that's why.
Kero: Good! Then tonight the three of us will attack.
Tomoyo: Now that we've decided, we have to find a magical girl pose!
Kero: Ok! We'll start practicing now!
Sakura: I'm scared.
Kero: It's okay. I'm here.
Sakura: I don't think it's okay.
Tomoyo: Did you wait long?
Sakura: No, we just got here. Huh?
Tomoyo: Let me introduce you. These are my bodyguards.
Bodyguard: Miss, then…
Tomoyo: Okay, please pick me up when I contact you.
Sakura: Wow! Wow! There aren't many elementary school kids with bodyguards!
Tomoyo: I would think elementary school kids who use magic are less common.
Sakura: Maybe.
Tomoyo: Come here.
Sakura: What?
Tomoyo: Let's change now!
Sakura: Why?
Tomoyo: Aren't you going to capture Clow Cards now, Sakura-chan? When you do special things, you should wear special clothes!
Sakura: What?
Kero: She's right!
Kero: If you don't dress like a Cardcaptor, you might lose face to the cards.
Tomoyo: I'm so happy you understand!
Kero: Then, change Sakura!
Tomoyo: I even have hats! Now let's go inside…
Tomoyo: You look lovely, Sakura-chan.
Sakura: I'm so embarrassed!
Tomoyo: There's nothing for you to be embarrassed about. Oh, yeah, I even have some for you, Kero-chan.
Kero: Huh? For me, too?
Tomoyo: You and Sakura-chan match now. How cute!
Kero: You think so?
Sakura: He's not even nervous. W…what was that sound?
Kero: What's wrong?
Kero: I sense a Clow Card.
Kero: Stay calm!
Sakura: But! But!
Sakura: It's floating! It's floating!
Tomoyo: Sakura-chan! There!
Tomoyo: No one's there, but there's a shadow!
Sakura: Shadow?
Kero: Watch out!
Sakura: Kero-chan! Is that a Clow Card?
Kero: That is… Huh?
Kero: It's the work of the Shadow Card!
Sakura: Kero-chan, stay with Tomoyo-chan. Leave it to me!
Sakura: O key that hides the power of the dark, by covenant, reveal thy true form to me! This, Sakura commands. Release!
Tomoyo: She's wonderful!
Sakura: O wind, be as a chain. Windy!
Kero: Use the Fly Card to run away!
Sakura: Fly!
Kero: It seems the Shadow Card's got the shadows of all the students. Sakura can't handle this many!
Tomoyo: Isn't there some way?
Kero: The students shadows will disappear with light, leaving just the main card… then we just tie up the Shadow Card with Magic. But it's night now, so…
Tomoyo: If that's all, then leave it to me!
Kero: Huh?
Sakura: I told you it was impossible! What should I do?
Sakura: Hey! Let me go!
Sakura: HELP!
Sakura: There's no shadows.
Kero: Sakura!
Sakura: The shadows are gone.
Kero: All the shadows, except for the card, disappear with light!
Tomoyo: I can't call the sun, but even I can turn on the lights.
Sakura: Thank you, Tomoyo-chan.
Kero: Sakura! That's the card!
Sakura: Here I go!
Tomoyo: Now, Sakura-chan!
Kero: Show us the results of your training!
Sakura: O Wind, be as a chain. Windy!
Sakura: Return to thy true form! Clow Card!
Kero: We did it! That's the Cardcaptor Sakura!
Tomoyo: That was wonderful!
Sakura: Hey, Chiharu-chan. Have you seen Tomoyo-chan?
Chiharu: I saw her go into the audio-visual room.
Sakura: Thank you.
Sakura: Tomoyo-chan! Thank you so much for yesterday. This is to thank…
Tomoyo: I'm so glad it came out well.
Sakura: You even taped these parts?
Tomoyo: Of course! I didn't miss a second of your heroism! Please call me whenever you're going to catch cards!
Sakura: What?
Tomoyo: We have to leave the adventures of the Cardcaptor Sakura to posterity!
Sakura: Tomoyo-chan!
Tomoyo: And then, I'll take care of your costumes each time! Next time, you'll need more lace and a ribbon, too…